Wal-Mart Employee Finds Man Glued to Toilet |
05-02-2006, 08:14 PM
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#1 | | Welcome to Hinamizawa Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,227 News Credits: 3 | Wal-Mart Employee Finds Man Glued to Toilet
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A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in." Rantz said the man was treated and released.
| http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/02/D8HBT4CO1.html
As sorry as I feel for this guy its still pretty funny  
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05-02-2006, 08:42 PM
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#2 | | G1 Fan Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 224 Location: Winnipeg, Canada | Wow I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the guy. | |
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05-02-2006, 09:53 PM
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#3 | | R.I.P. Buzzbeak Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 13,747 Location: North Bay Collection Count: More then I need News Credits: 1 | Didn’t this happen in a Home Depot or something last year and it turned out the guy had glued himself to toilets in the past to get money out of the store? 
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05-02-2006, 10:10 PM
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05-02-2006, 10:15 PM
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05-02-2006, 11:47 PM
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#6 | | Consulting your needs Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,691 Location: Earth Collection Count: 15 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Buzzbeak Didn’t this happen in a Home Depot or something last year and it turned out the guy had glued himself to toilets in the past to get money out of the store? | that's the first thing I thought of too.
Being glued to a public toilet seat, while funny, has got to be one of the worst situations to be in. I've a hard enough time sitting on those things as it is.  | |
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05-03-2006, 12:05 AM
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#7 | | got a 3rd shoutout! Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,484 Location: The foot of the cross. | Do people never actually check the seat before they sit down? I always do for fear of people that don't raise the seat to pee. If you make sure there's no pee, you'll be making sure there is no glue as well. Quote:
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Originally Posted by mondo Is there a difference between Blackout and Grindor? | One was at the bottom of the ocean while the other was getting his stuff ruined by Optimus Prime. | | |
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05-03-2006, 12:59 AM
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#8 | | Smooth Is Smooth Baby Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 11,169 Location: Niceville, FL Collection Count: Lots | Ouch. That's pretty smurfed up. Didn't this same thing happen at a Home Depot a while back? Seriously put a layer of tp on the seat before you sit there. 
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05-03-2006, 01:15 AM
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#9 | | PAC-MAN HAT!!!!!!!!!! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,186 Location: Texa$ Collection Count: 355+ | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Insane Galvatron Do people never actually check the seat before they sit down? I always do for fear of people that don't raise the seat to pee. If you make sure there's no pee, you'll be making sure there is no glue as well. | Pee is among the least of things I worry about when checking a public toilet seat   | |
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05-03-2006, 01:22 AM
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#10 | | R.I.P. Buzzbeak Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 13,747 Location: North Bay Collection Count: More then I need News Credits: 1 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Insane Galvatron Do people never actually check the seat before they sit down? I always do for fear of people that don't raise the seat to pee. If you make sure there's no pee, you'll be making sure there is no glue as well. | When my only other option is dropping a duce in my pants and I have to sit on one I wipe the seat down with some toilet paper then use an ass gasket. Unless they don’t have any, in that case I make one out of the toilet paper. If the situation is dyer and there is no time for prep work then I’ll use the hover technique, but one must be careful of splashing in that case.
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