Felt like starting a new game here.
I'll start: You know you're American if you drink Coke more than you should.

 

This will not end well.....

You know you're French if your Tank has more than 1 reverse speed.

 

You know you're EnergonWaffles if you order waffles at IHOP.

 

You know your English if you drink tea more than you should
You know you are meta if you drink Dr Pepper more than you should

 

Haloid knows whats up

You know you're broke when a dinner guest asks for ketchup and you hand them a box of stolen ChickFilA ketchup packets.

 

Legit.


You know you're a Transformers fan when the only Pokémon you train are the ones with Transform and Rollout.

 

No it probably won't  


You know you're fucked when you realize there's no toilet paper.

 

That certainly is a shitty situation.

 

You know you're dead if you're in an urn.

 

You know you work retail when you find yourself folding clothes and zoning at other stores.

 

You know you're Kicker when you're an annoying little bitch and your dad doesn't care if you're in mortal danger.

 

Doesn't this game usually work with the next poster filling in the blank, and then starting something for their next poster to finish?

 

You know you're TrueNomadSkies....

 

When you can't let people play the game the way they want.

You know you're drunk when...

 

You think Haloid is sexy.

You know you are in need of hair cut when....

 

If that's the case, baby, I must be drunk 24/7.

The birds have already started planning which part will be the kid's bedroom.


You know you're in need of a Snickers when....

 

You know you're a hipster if you deny being a hipster... despite sitting there wearing your fedora or toque, indoor scarf, Converse or Chucks, "ironic" shirt under a dress coat, and skinny jeans with no waist while sporting a neck beard in a Starbucks with your Macbook making jokes like "only hipsters call other people hipsters" and claiming why vinyl always has and always will "sound better".  

 

Mr T won't stop shouting at you.

You know you are a GeeWonner...

 

If G2 gets your underwear in knots.

You know you're a redneck...

 

when your friend with benefits is also your cousin.

You know you're in the friendzone if...