Confusion at night

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  1. megatroptimus, Apr 16, 2014
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    Last night, I was really congested, so my hand grabbed one of the 2 bottles it could find in the dark on the night table. Luckily, I grabbed the good one... No idea what the second one was doing in the bedroom, even though I know I put it there myself!
     

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  2. SWAGE66, Apr 16, 2014
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    That's some hardcore grinding. #fuckyeah
     
  3. Metroplex79, Apr 16, 2014
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    Extreme.

    :lolol 
     
  4. User_93049, Apr 16, 2014
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    " No idea what the second one was doing in the bedroom" riiiiiiiiiiiiight....
     
  5. Dark Skull, Apr 16, 2014
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    The man has needs.....
     
  6. rattrap007, Apr 16, 2014
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    Grinding your gears at night are we? Yanking the old chain?
     
  7. Autovolt 127, Apr 16, 2014
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    Leakin' Lubricants.
     
  8. MetalRyde, Apr 16, 2014
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    :lolol  this is comedy gold.
     
  9. Boulder, Apr 16, 2014
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    For "Extreme Conditions"?! Does he/she have a sister?
     
  10. Purple Heart, Apr 16, 2014
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    By Major congestion you mean Super Horny....

    Needed to "Sneeze" did we?
     
  11. Digilaut, Apr 16, 2014
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    I agree, megatroptimus, nasal spray won't do a man any good when he's really congested. Machine lube is the way to go!
     
  12. grimlock1972, Apr 16, 2014
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    *looks at photo* I don't even want to know what you were using that lube for *walks out*
     
  13. megatroptimus, Apr 16, 2014
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    And I use olive oil on my bikes...
     
  14. Purple Heart, Apr 16, 2014
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    Purple Heart Some other time..

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  15. AAarcher221, Apr 16, 2014
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    You, my friend, need to get that checked.
     
  16. Purple Heart, Apr 16, 2014
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    :lol 
     
  17. ArmadaJetfire, Apr 16, 2014
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    At least we didnt let this one....

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Slip thru our fingers.

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
     
  18. ironjazz, Apr 16, 2014
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    I was going to make a joke it slipped out of my head.
     
  19. x BlackMagnus x, Apr 16, 2014
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  20. Purple Heart, Apr 16, 2014
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    Purple Heart Some other time..

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    I laughed so hard i choked.
     
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