Do you think this is funny? This made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to blow: one day miley cryus was twerking miley cyrus: shake it shake but just don't break it! billy ray: hoo hoo shake it miley! but then her waist did a 360 degree turn! miley: Ow my spine! somebody call an ambulence! She'll never twerk again! 8,9 bend my spine crack! But we can rebuild her
Ironically, Miley Cyrus also made me laugh hysterically today, I just can't share it here because it would get me banned
This: Pepsi Man: The World's Greatest Superhero But maybe that cheating since I went in knowing it'd make me laugh since I saw it when it was streamed. So let's have a better answer: https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/404349450682105856
Hmm another Jaegertron thread. This will go down well. What made me laugh today? Playing the original Shadow Warrior, I guess.
Hmmm....ok. I'm game. So today I bought this corrugated cardboard scratch thing for my cat in hopes he'd stop messing up my ottoman. The instructions said to rub in the cat nip. This is supposed to attract the cat to scratch it, leaving your furniture alone. The instructions made it sound like he'd just scratch it and that was it. Right? Well....that was a bad idea. My cat is smarter than that stupid card board scratch thing. He turned it over and over and dumped the cat nip all out onto the rug and then....rolled around in it When I tried to vacuum up the cat nip, he attacked the vacuum cleaner It was rather a cute sight despite him acting like.....the vacuum was the devil and he was an angel. The look on his face as he's still covered in catnip, and.....no catnip on the rug I should have taken a picture. It was so cute.....
My dad lives in the kitchen and is always cooking and/or eating. So he leaves and goes somewhere. I put some lunch in the microwave for 3 minutes, and by the time it's done, he's home---and in the kitchen (and eating). Freaking guy....
So, this morning I got up, put a comfortable robe over my "I find your lack of bacon disturbing" shirt, and grabbed some 'tactical' bacon I had cooked the night before from the fridge. Just as I was about to sit down, there was a knock at the door. When I opened it, bacon in hand, I answered the door to an elderly couple with some fliers that said something along the lines of "stop consuming innocent animals; become a vegetarian". This was followed by a well he - oh... While they were staring at me, I slowly took a bite of bacon. Back in the comfort of my home, I laughed my fucking ass off.