Should cars be fingerprint activated?

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  1. AAarcher221

    AAarcher221 NomDePlume: Jimmy Rustler

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    Wait! Take your car!


    ...Soemone chopped off your finger and stole it?
     
  2. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Turns out it's per litre. Welcome to Quebec! ...no seriously guys. that's what it can cost there...
     
  3. Dark Skull

    Dark Skull Well-Known Enabler Moderator

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    Shiet.....gotta use mah toe! Mah TOE!!!!
     
  4. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    Awesome. There should be plenty of gas at the gas station when I fill up my SUX 6000's 312-gallon tank and go hunting for Generations Overlord and Masterpiece Wheelie.

    Better have clean hands, though, since my car is protected by fingerprint scanners.
     
  5. Dark Skull

    Dark Skull Well-Known Enabler Moderator

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    HE TELL ME you get 0.25 miles per gallon on that thing.
     
  6. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    I bought the extended range version for a dollar. It gets 0.251 miles per gallon.
     
  7. AAarcher221

    AAarcher221 NomDePlume: Jimmy Rustler

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    Yeah, barbeque sauce from France ain't too good on plastic-not-made-from-petroleum.

    Should've got the off-roaders edition for tree-fiddy. Heard you get 0.262 from it.
     
  8. Dark Skull

    Dark Skull Well-Known Enabler Moderator

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    Holy shit! That's an extra 5 feet of travel distance (if you let it coast)! I gotta upgrade mine!
     
  9. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    Nah, those run on diesel, which is like $200 a gallon.

    HYPERMILING OF THE FUTURE.
     
  10. gawddammit

    gawddammit Rocketchoochoo

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    Just park your car with theft-resistant finger scanners in a shitty neighborhood. I'm sure a someone with a anti-security system brick will take it off your hands in no time, allowing you to collect on the insurance.
     
  11. Dark Skull

    Dark Skull Well-Known Enabler Moderator

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    Oh snap...an extra 3 feet on vapors! Is it too late to trade mine in for that?

    Oh no that's alright. I paid an extra $10,000 for the spring activated anti-security system brick deflector. Not sure why they had to put those springs in every square inch of the window. Now I can't even roll my windows down on a hot summer day when the A/C goes on the fritz.
     
  12. AAarcher221

    AAarcher221 NomDePlume: Jimmy Rustler

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    Should've got that insured got GEICO for your money, money, money...

    Yeah. Now you gotta pay 5 for the Ground-Pounder edition. It's the same thing, but the wheels are just really, really giant octagons.
     
  13. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    This thread has become amazing.
     
  14. gawddammit

    gawddammit Rocketchoochoo

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    Well, man...I dunno! Chuck the stupid thing into a ravine for all I care. It doesn't matter how you get rid of it. YOU NEED THE NEWEST MODEL NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE INFINITE SUPPLIES OF EVERYTHING.
     
  15. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    Have you seen the promotion video for the new version?
    Gran Turismo 6 - YouTube (it's not what you think)
    I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
     
  16. Dark Skull

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    W00t! I'm there!
     
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