Camera captures female runner doing the unthinkable | Entertainment - KCRA Home A woman scorned, will poop in your yard, repeatedly. And hot blonde pooping my yard, yes please. Edit: July 15th, fail on me. Still funny though.
The concept of an "Upper Decker" will never not be funny to me, unless I guess someone does one to me.
This is one occasion where people here probably won't demanding 'Stick it in her pooper!'. Unless they mean returning her deposit to its origin. At least she's left police a DNA sample to identify her from. Perhaps the house owner should leave her some toilet paper out. Infused with mustard and peppers of course. Maybe she's related to the guy that shit down a chimney. Follow her home and curl one out on her window sill.
I just don't know how the guy said (or the reporter for that matter) "malicious fecal distribution" without cracking up on air. You just know they had to have had five or six takes.