Stupid stuff happens here a lot. Way more than where you live. Or maybe Floridians just report it more. Anyway, as there have been a number of sick, twisted, and just plain dumb news stories posted from Florida, I figured I'd just start one thread to contain them all. For example: Suspect in manslaughter cases used Fix-a-Flat for butt enhancements.
I'll leave this here for people to use as they see necessary. To contribute: Man charged for feeding Alligator... HIS HAND
Up here in Buffalo, a local radio station does a contest every week where they play sound clips of crazy news stories and callers have to guess if it's from Ohio, Texas, or Florida.
There's a joke from Red vs. Blue about Florida not being a state, after an event. I think the event... is starting!
Seeing the stories that show up on this site make me both happy and sad that I live in the cold, secluded land of leprechauns.
FloriDUH | Sun Sentinel Blogs | Woman in chase fled because she was topless, deputies say FloriDUH | Sun Sentinel Blogs | Mom accused of trading baby for 1999 pickup truck FloriDUH | Sun Sentinel Blogs | Cops: Puppeteer wanted to 'cook' and 'eat' kids Sigh.
The really sad thing is they needed to include the model year in the headline. As if a 2011 pick-up would have seemed much more reasonable.
I'm still living in this miserable state. I was thinking about moving to either northern Alabama or Tennessee. But now I have to wait another year if I decide to move. When my dad passed away two years ago, I was hoping my mother would move and I would move with her. But she decided to stay and for what reason, I really don't know.