I'm convinced that if we found a way to turn oranges into grenades, Florida would have blown itself up by now. And it wouldn't have been the first.
Everytime I visit Fla, it seems that things get stranger the further south I go. Always have a blast there though. Just feels great to get out of Ky as much as possible. Too many confused & sexually frustrated thugtypes here.
ok. all i want to know after reading all these news on florida is this: is it still ok to visit disney world?
So let me tell you the story of my grandparents. They moved to Florida and were living in a 55 + community. One day they were walking around in it, their neighbor runs them over, my grandpa gets hit to the side, but my grandma is completely run over. My grandfather is screaming for the guy to stop, so he goes in reverse and runs my grandma over again while my grandfather watched and screamed. They were in their 90's and met when they were 10, they lived around the corner from each other. My grandmother died shortly after and my grandfather just lost the will to live and followed a few months after. My grandfather kept telling people it was his neighbor who ran them over, but the guy said it wasn't him so he got off the hook. Crazy people in Florida. The dude realized he left them alive and tried to kill them by reversing the car! Stay in the park, the surrounding areas are bad I heard.
I know from experience the Florida panhandle and southern Florida is two different worlds. People who had never been to Florida believes the whole state is warm all year around. Not true. I had a guy who moved up from Gainesville asked me is it true does it get cold up here. I said hell yes and I pointed out to him there is no orange groves up here. I remember one winter some guy was telling me that he can't believe how cold it is down here. He said that he moved down from Michigan just to get away from the cold. I told him he should have move further on down south of the state.
Abandoned storage unit in Florida found filled with human limbs and brains Them zombies be stocking up for the winter.
