Happy Birthday ORIO!!!

Lumpy · 07-19-2012, 08:51 AM

or as he's more commonly known, the dreaded BORIO!!!

This super human space marine was born ORIO the cookie man way back in 1811. Being the time traveling piece of crap he is, he's messed with the space time continuum and ruined it forever.

He tends to punch kittens and Scotsman, because he fears they may have more back hair than he.

Despite lying about his age (cuz he looks way older than 31) BORIO tends to attract female goats quite often, sometimes to the detriment of the goating community.

Perpetually late for events, BORIO thinks time revolves around him. Everyone else thinks he's an ass.

He also likes chocolate milk.

Happy birthday buddy!

Chaos Muffin · 07-19-2012, 08:55 AM

Happy Birthday Brorio

ORIO · 07-19-2012, 08:57 AM

Goddammit. Where did you get those pictures?

Lumpy · 07-19-2012, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by orio

goddammit. Where did you get those pictures?

haxxors!

Aernaroth · 07-19-2012, 09:01 AM

I want to just shake you until you announce you are having a happy birthday.

Starfire22 · 07-19-2012, 09:21 AM

wolfe · 07-19-2012, 09:21 AM

WoundSave · 07-19-2012, 09:23 AM

lol better than birthday bumps!

happy birthday!

rxlthunder · 07-19-2012, 09:28 AM

Superquad7 · 07-19-2012, 09:46 AM

Who's ORIO?

07-19-2012, 08:51 AM	#1
Lumpy You're a slacker. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,391 Location: Albuquerque, NM Collection Count: 9 million cacti... News Credits: 27	Happy Birthday ORIO!!! or as he's more commonly known, the dreaded BORIO!!! This super human space marine was born ORIO the cookie man way back in 1811. Being the time traveling piece of crap he is, he's messed with the space time continuum and ruined it forever. He tends to punch kittens and Scotsman, because he fears they may have more back hair than he. Despite lying about his age (cuz he looks way older than 31) BORIO tends to attract female goats quite often, sometimes to the detriment of the goating community. Perpetually late for events, BORIO thinks time revolves around him. Everyone else thinks he's an ass. He also likes chocolate milk. Happy birthday buddy! Attached Thumbnails LUMPY sells stuff! NEW PRICES!!! ROTF Superion w/Fansproject upgrade, Energon Omega Supreme FEEDBACK Follow me on Twitter @mrlumptastic NM@TFW Meetup Thread NEXT MEETUP Late July/Early August

07-19-2012, 08:55 AM	#2
Chaos Muffin poopynuggeteer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 27,941 Collection Count: +alot	Happy Birthday Brorio Don't look at my stuff!! Which is Here! XBox live gamertag- chaos muffin / PSN - mattloebig

07-19-2012, 08:57 AM	#3
ORIO Where was Sol Fury? Sol Fury was here! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,529 Location: Albuquerque, NM News Credits: 33	Goddammit. Where did you get those pictures? Listen to me week nights on KTEG 7pm-11pm MST HERE. TFW Vegetarians and Vegan Social Group! Facebook Twitter X-Box Live - Orio1041

07-19-2012, 09:21 AM	#6
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07-19-2012, 09:21 AM	#7
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07-19-2012, 09:01 AM	#5
Aernaroth I voted for Super_Megatron and all I got was this stupid user title. Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,726 Location: The Hammer, Ontario News Credits: 2	I want to just shake you until you announce you are having a happy birthday.

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