Weird dreams

Recent weird dream:
I was an undercover cop in the US, was speaking with my "asset" on the street, when we parted ways, I saw him get stabbed a while later by two guys using ice picks, I ran to help him then I woke up.

"Weird dreams" sounds redundant, doesn't it? God help me if I ever have normal dreams.

Yeah, pretty much all of my dreams are weird. I usually can't remember them very well, but here are a few:

This year, before school started, I had two very similar dreams, in both of which it was the first day of school, I had not done any of the AP summer work I was supposed to do, and I had not brought anything to school. I also wore specific clothes, which I don't actually own in real life.

When I was in (I think) third grade, around when Star Wars Episode II came out, I was obsessed with Star Wars, and once dreamed that my cat escaped my house, built a huge underground snow fort, and made clones of himself. I entered the fort, and the view of the interior and the clones reminded me of the scene in Episode II when Obi-Wan is shown the clone army on Kamino.

I often have dreams that I have health problems, or potential signs of them. Most common for me are dental problems. Since that's one of my biggest phobias, they're generally the worst nightmares I have.

I've been waiting for one of these...

My weirdest dream was just last month.

In the dream, me and my dad were arrested for yelling at some firefighters for not trying to remove a wolf from our apartment in America. I swear I must be on something...

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Originally Posted by transformerwars Does it count if you didn't swallow it?

All my dreams are weird. Random characters in random situations which all randomly change into equally random characters/situations every so often, all the while I somehow don't think of it as unusual.

Then there's those dreams where you just feel something. No visuals, no audio, only this feeling.

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One of the weird dreams I usually keep having is the theme "I have Super Powers, but for some reason I can't use them"

It's really annoying, since you try it out the first time and it works and when you try it again it doesn't.

Originally Posted by Chaos Muffin Unless you have lips like Jagger you're better off sucking on a Pringles can.

See if this was an episode of Due South, it would make perfect sense.


Yeah, especially when you need the said powers to fight off lets say Megatron...

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Originally Posted by eyeballkid, on alternative compliments like what? she's a nurse.

Weird but good.

A few weeks after my dad died, I had dream where he was on a boat with oars nor sail. He looked very happy. The boat was going against the tide. The dream pans back and literally thousands of other people on boats going up a mountain filled with water. He told me to tell my mom he's fine and happy where he's going.

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Originally Posted by aledromo I'm pretty brown, and he's got me blown away.

I had a dream last night where I was on the classic TV show The Hollywood Squares with one of my favorite MILFs (probably because she served me many drinks at the bar last night). Peter Marshall was the host, and every other square (besides us) were dead people. Paul Lynde in the center, Redd Foxx, Charley Weaver, Wally Cox, Eva Gabor, George Gobel, Jim Backus, and George Burns. Me and my friend were kinda like Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show. We were mocking the answers the other stars gave and mocking the contestants. Needless to say, we weren't a very popular square.

After the show we went back to her place, talked for a while, and then I had to leave. She gave me a goodbye hug and kiss (sadly no x rated stuff happened). From there I went to my parents place, because I had to fly somewhere. Apparently, I was living there, along with my sister (even though neither of us have in almost 20 years).

As I was about to drive to the airport to catch my flight, I woke up.

Actually I just woke up from one, I was watching WWE and there was an explosive CoD: Black Ops care package in the ring. The Awesome Truth was in the ring against Cena, then Edge comes out and scares them off saying that the crowd are fools for believing he retired, but they enjoyed him saying that, then somehow Cena turned into a Edge clone and kept emulating everything Edge did.
Another I had a year ago was about my eldest brother being a killer. He was admitted to the hospital because of stomach pains. Then someone else was admitted in the same room, someone he once had an affair with. He knew he had to get rid of her, and had to do it like it was the hospital's fault. When she fell asleep he got up, went to her IV, and kinked the line to make air bubble, then he returned to his bed. When she started to flatline the hospital's alarms started to sound, the nurses rushed in and gave her a shot of adrenaline to the heart, she lived. Jimmy being so pissed it didn't work waited until she fell asleep again, and then poisoned her, spilling some of it on his hospital gown. He made it back to bed in time to take off the gown before the nurses came back in, and he got away with it.