Wisconsin lawyer argues sex with animal carcass not a crime |
11-16-2006, 01:26 PM
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#1 | | Tech Support forum > PMs Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 19,182 Location: I'M FROM THE INTERNET Collection Count: Lost Count News Credits: 1 | Wisconsin lawyer argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
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Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot.
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11-16-2006, 01:31 PM
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#2 | | 'Til All Are One Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 771 Location: Ontario, CANADA Collection Count: 100+ | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Super_Megatron | I think I just threw-up in my mouth. | |
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11-16-2006, 01:33 PM
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#3 | | Zombie Hunter Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,107 Location: St. Louis Collection Count: 200+ | I guess the lawyer is kinda right. He's evil and gross, but he has a point. | |
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11-16-2006, 01:43 PM
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#4 | | is a CHAR Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,043 Location: England Collection Count: Lots | Sounds awesome, animal carcasses are allot more appealing then some of the women I see when I dare to venture into the town center.  | |
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11-16-2006, 01:44 PM
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#5 | | tells it like it is. Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,442 Location: Minneapolis Collection Count: Too many to count | So he's a necro-bestial-philiac?
The guy looks almost normal.
Also, ICK. | |
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11-16-2006, 01:54 PM
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#6 | | I got nothin... Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,495 Location: Evansville, IN Collection Count: Over 900 News Credits: 3 | Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer.... | 
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11-16-2006, 02:12 PM
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#7 | | old skool fool Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4,653 Location: stuck in the 80's Collection Count: 812-yup, I've got a spreadsheet | man, I clicked on the thread without looking at the poster. and here I thought it was one of hot rodimus' again. man, that's just gross...
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11-16-2006, 02:15 PM
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#8 | | Fanservice thru Tyranny! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,761 Location: Auburn, Alabamy Collection Count: 2,084 News Credits: -3 | I should've been a lawyer.  | |
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11-16-2006, 02:16 PM
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#9 | | I got nothin... Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,495 Location: Evansville, IN Collection Count: Over 900 News Credits: 3 | Was it a doe or a Buck? If it was a Buck not only is he Necro-bestial-phile.. he is gay too.. that would make him a homo-necro-bestial-phile. | |
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11-16-2006, 02:21 PM
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#10 | | Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,220 Location: Northern VA, or as I like to call it Northern Mexico Collection Count: 600ish | Quote: |
Originally Posted by rattrap007 Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer.... | holy shit, you owe me for a new keyboard. your post just made me spit out the beer I am currently enjoying. | |
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