If you had 3 wishes, what are they?

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  1. GoLion

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    Meh. I've already done most of the things I wish I could do.
     
  2. TFW10

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    immortality without growing old
     
  3. Starscream 91

    Starscream 91 Mech With A Mouth

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    1) Find true love
    2) Be a successful & talented Writer & Artist, giving me sn excuse to quit college
    3) Be able to afford all the things I want
     
  4. Fanatic97

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    Less Weight, and that I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight

    Transformers I buy would never breakdown or have any problems over time.

    Unlimited wealth so I could benefit others...and pay for college.
     
  5. Sylent

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    If I'm being reasonable and not too greedy:

    1. Eliminate cancer.
    2. Be able to have a child naturally and without health struggle with my wife.
    3. Have a career that I enjoy that's fulfilling; not that my current occupation is bad, it just sucks ass sometimes.

    I could easily say "win the lottery," but honestly, I'd rather earn my keep and have a fulfilling career that I enjoy while making big scrills.
     
  6. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    1.) Enough money to live a comfortable life.

    2.) the perfect wife.

    3.) more wishes.
     
  7. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW SpongeBob and TTV's MS 2.0

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    I wished for

    1.Bring Abe Lincoln and Teddy Revolervelt to the out timeline and beating Thump for everything that his say.

    2.Get Godzilla,Rodan, & Mothra to destroy ISIS.

    3.That this thread is moved to the Fuzzie World.
     
  8. seali_me

    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    Without the latter it would be the saddest thing to happen to any guy.

    Just imagine how big your balls would be and how tiny your thing would look in comparison.
     
  9. GoLion

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    They don't get bigger so much as start to sag more. That movie with Johnny Knoxville isn't as far off from the truth as we've been led to believe.
     
  10. seali_me

    seali_me RIP January 2018

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    :lol 

    bolas snare.
     
  11. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Searching for the Infin-Honey Stones

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    1. Fruits/Veggies and carbs/red meat/junk food have their nutritional values swapped so that no one ever has to choose between health and actually enjoying mealtime
    2. Have a stable income stream of $10,000/week for the rest of my life, no matter the occupation or lack thereof.
    3. My ex as of last week to come back to me and 75+ years of matrimonial bliss ensues (I'm reasonably sure I can word that in a way that that constitutes as one wish)
     
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    1. Successful Career as an Inventor/National Mech Pilot/Writer. I think if Genie gives me the ability to invent battle mecha AND pilot them well, I can finesse the rest, where every nation sends its own mecha to a United Nations tournament. And I'm already a decent writer, but should I lose that... ghost writers already exist, too.

    2. Reincarnation as a Giant transforming Robot Dinosaur. It must be a theropod, have a base alt mode, and a third mode to be decided upon later. It doesn't have to go on a rampage to avenge my previous death (from when I was a human), nor must it breathe fire, but these would be my preferences.

    3. Probably for the Genie to be free.
     
  13. Crockett

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    I kind of want Alexa Goddard. I can't decide which of my previous wishes to drop, heh.

    EDIT: Not going to give up the Forever bag and can't stand the cold. I'll have to drop the boat. With any luck I might be afford one on my own at some point.
     
  14. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    1. More wishes
    2. If #1 is not an option thanks to the Aladdin provisos, I'd wish that the limitation on wishes did not exist, then see #1.
     
  15. Aernaroth

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    1) Sufficient wisdom to know what the absolutely perfect second and third wishes would be.
    2) Whatever I learn from wish #1
    3) Whatever I learn from wish #1
     
  16. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    1) This.

    2) That.

    3) T'other.
     
  17. Chopperface

    Chopperface Chadwick Forever

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    1. More wishes.
    2. Bring back the dead.
    3. Make someone fall in love with me.

    Honorable mention: Free El Chapo.
     
  18. knoted

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    "Realistic" version:

    1. excellent health until death. Afteral, you come into this world alone, you exit it alone. ( so far, I seem to be lucky with appearance and stamina looking 5 to 10 years younger than my actual age of almost 38 )
    2. seeing the efforts of restarting my life after my dramatic divorce pay off finally within 2016.
    3. retaining my ability to not give into pure hate ; a better world starts with improving yourself.

    Fantasy version:

    1. being assured that after death there is NOTHING. No soul, no afterlife conscience, no heaven,
    no hell, no recollection of once being human. During life I respect life, but I would prefer to have no memory or anything to do with mankind EVER anymore. ( may sound hateful, but it's not that. It's just a wish for absolute objective and neutral nothingness. )
    2. being rich during this life. 'love' failed me once already in this life.
    3. gaining capacities beyond my limitations which are usually 'hardwired'.