Happy Birthday to Waffles, the best Waffles, the most nutritious Waffles! Have much of the fun and cake and Dr Pepper, and let awesomness prevail! I'll never forget when she and Haloid combined powers to defeat my evil. Good times, good times.
Ah yes you did a mighty fine job paving MechaHaloidWaffle's kitchen floors on that fine April Fool's day. Hats off to you, Meta! Edit: Baked a fresh batch.
You heard her, she makes fresh batches. She's like Mothra, you can't get rid of her, there'll always be a baby Waffles hanging around ready to metamorphose in an adult Waffles and restart the cycle of Waffles.