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Metal Soldier
08-07-2005, 11:01 PM
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Liberality For All - 8 issue mini series - Color

Synopsis:

America’s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.

In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L.



The efforts of F.O.I.L. threaten both the liberal extremist power structure and the U.N.’s grip on America, the U.N. calls F.O.I.L. the most dangerous group in the world. It seems the once theorized Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has now become a reality.

The F.O.I.L. Organization is forced underground by the “Coulter Laws” of 2007; these hate speech legislations have made right-wing talk shows, and conservative-slanted media, illegal. Our weakened government has willingly handed the reigns of our once great country to the corrupt United Nations. The Department of Political-Correctness is required to assist U.N. monitors to properly edit all print and broadcast media. Live broadcasts are a thing of the past; all transmissions are monitored by the U.N. and any ‘offensive’ material is dumped.

Rupert Murdoch’s decision to defy the “Coulter Laws” hate speech legislations, has bankrupted News Corporation. George Soros has bought all of News Corps assets and changed its name to Liberty International Broadcasting. LIB’s networks have flourished and circle the globe with a series of satellites beaming liberal & U.N. propaganda worldwide.

The New York City faction of F.O.I.L. is lead by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North, each uniquely endowed with special abilities devised by a bio mechanical engineer affectionately nicknamed “Oscar”. F.O.I.L. is soon to be joined by a young man named Reagan McGee.

Reagan was born on September 11th, 2001. He is the son of a NYC firefighter whose life was spared by attending his son’s birth. Reagan has grown to manhood in an ultra-liberal educational system: being told, not asked, what to think. With personal determination, which alienates him from his contemporaries, he has chosen the path less traveled…the path to the Right.

Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America’s administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden. Ambassador Bin Laden has announced that he plans a public apology for the “misunderstanding” of the events of 9/11. This apology will occur exactly 20 years to the minute the first plane hit the WTC; this will be on the observation deck at the newly renamed “Unity Tower” built on the hallowed grounds where the WTC once stood.

Tomorrow is September 11, 2021, the twentieth anniversary of the horror of 9/11, or as it has become more politically correct to say “the unfortunate events resulting from the uprising of middle-eastern fundamentalist Islam”. Just days before his arrival in NYC, Bin Laden made a brief visit to Iraq, now a nuclear power that is run by the vicious Uday Hussein. In Iraq, Bin Laden received a tactical nuke that is now contained in his private diplomatic briefcase. Bin Laden plans far more than an apology at the Unity Tower.

F.O.I.L. has become aware of Bin Laden’s plot to destroy NYC and has devised a plan to stop him while simultaneously gaining permanent control of LIB’s satellite network. Unfortunately, U.N. Forces have discovered the secret location of the F.O.I.L. Lair. It is a race against the clock to save NYC from a nuclear holocaust and the world from liberal domination. Only with F.O.I.L.’s help, can “Liberality For All” once again become “Liberty For All!”


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Details:
Cover A: Larry Elmore (EverQuest, Dungeon & Dragons, Dragonlance)
Cover B: Donny Lin
Pencil & Ink (interiors): Donny Lin
Creator, Writer & Lettering: Mike Mackey
Colorist: Nichx (covers)
Colorist: Donny Lin (interiors)

Release date: October 2005



5 page preview (http://accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_cover.htm)





This is hilarious. I simply must have it. Sean Hannity's going to become a cyborg freedom fighter in the future!

ginrai
08-07-2005, 11:31 PM
..... I see Expensive Toilet paper in that rags future..


Now if only i was physically able to Force my self to spend money on it.. I might be willing to do just that..

I can just see it now though.. Hannity man will team up With BIBLE MAN ! and Save the Glory of THE USOFA!!!! :puke:

Primevil
08-07-2005, 11:37 PM
I'm confused. Is this an ultra-conservative "Liberals hate America" comic, or is it making fun of both sides?

Either way, Sean Hannity as a cyborg makes me chuckle even though I hate him.

The Spider
08-07-2005, 11:59 PM
I'm confused. Is this an ultra-conservative "Liberals hate America" comic, or is it making fun of both sides?



Hard to say. He sounded sincere on the other boards I've seen.

Brownstreak
08-08-2005, 12:04 AM
Pat Lee should be forced to illustrate 100 issues of this and be paid in expired cans of vegetable soup.

ginrai
08-08-2005, 12:08 AM
Pat Lee should be forced to illustrate 100 issues of this and be paid in expired cans of vegetable soup.


no no.. Cobra island Vintage Botchlism infected C- Rations.

Brownstreak
08-08-2005, 12:10 AM
no no.. Cobra island Vintage Botchlism infected C- Rations.
We're talkin' about the same thing man, what do you think is in those rations? Stuff thats edible?

ginrai
08-08-2005, 12:42 AM
We're talkin' about the same thing man, what do you think is in those rations? Stuff thats edible?


no.. but out of date vegatable soup might have something else.. Atleast we know the C Rats have Botchalism or how ever you spell it... Hes gaurenteed to go out screaming on the toilet this way... He might just get off with Gas with the soup..

Wildridimus Prime
08-08-2005, 01:22 PM
stupendiculous

I'm half tempted to read this shlock for the sheer laugh factor of it, but there is no way they are making any money offa me.


Cyber-Hannity and G Gordon Biker to the rescue!

Weremole
08-08-2005, 01:43 PM
My rational mind is just stunned by the stupidity and my brain is laughing its guts out.

This HAS to be some sort of bad attempt at parody or irony. 0_0

I mean. What I understand of the US "liberal VS conservative" feud seems to be that liberals wants general freedom an oppurtunity for everybody and conservatives wants how it allways have been and that changes should happen in small steps but that anything taking a step back defeats its purpose.

That way I figure this is bogus because the plot doesn't fit into the ideologies.

If its about politics... then I get nada.


Waste of paper.