jazz4ever
04-26-2008, 01:19 PM
okay so here is a series of comedy written by newguy co-written by me of the young autobots going to school so here is the list of characters
jazz: pretty much like the movie version
bumblebee: extremely lazy but still smart
waspinator: sugar addict gets very hyper with sugar
barricade: overly dramatic every thing he does has to be perfect
barricade 2: barricades twin
barricade 3: barricade 2s twin
barricade 4:barricades 3s twin
barricade 5: there 9 times removed cusin
G1 jazz: talks with texan accent kind of a jerk
elita-one: the only girl in the school gets a lot of attention
bonecrusher: nick named huginator for his love of huging people
ratchet: school nurse very butler like
optimus prime: princibal like the movie except more humor to him
megatron: teacher for most classes except for gym and science
ironhide: gym teacher very straight forward
nightwatch prime: brother to optimus prime changed color to establish superority
(note not all of these character will appear here)
so now that is out the way to the story
Ironhide:
Today we will be getting you fit. Ever since the autobots and decepticons became friends you haven’t gotten any exercise.
Normal Waspinator:
So what do we do?
Ironhide:
I want to see push ups now.
Bumblebee:
This is really hard.
Can’t I just run?
Ironhide:
Yes bumblebee you can run.
Bumblebee runs around and gets tired quickly
Bumblebee:
I’m too skinny to run
Ironhide:
Take a break and then run 2 more laps
Bumblebee:
Ok
Jazz:
Can we get into combat class now?
Ironhide:
It’s still Gym class it’s just combat exercise.
Jazz:
Whatever can we just start fighting?
Ironhide:
The school hasn’t bought a punching bag .
Every one looks at bumblebee.
Bumblebee:
Oh no. come on Ironhide this isn’t fare.
Ironhide:
New rule if you complain and don’t do your exercises you are the punching bag. Now class, this is a simple aim and shoot technique.
Ironhide shoots Bumblebee.
Optimus Prime enters the room with night watch.
Optimus Prime:
Can I give it a shot?
Night watch:
Me too.
Ironhide:
No, guy this is the deluxe class training school. Us voyager and leader classes have already gotten our retraining,
The optimuses walk away
Jazz:
Lets start practicing.
Waspinator:
Does any one have some sugar?
Ironhide:
Waspinator this is a exercising class. Your supposed to be gaining muscle not fat.
Waspinator:
But we are robots so we cant get fat.
Ironhide:
And technically robots cant get hyper.
Waspinator:
But Michael Bay said that it’s more life like .
Ironhide:
What’s life like about hyper robots?
And when did you meet Michael bay?
Waspinator:
Robots have been enhanced with sugar sensors that activate a hyper state and Michael is running around in a giant iron man costume.
Michael Bay walks up to Ironhide.
Michael:
Hay guys what’s going on?
Ironhide:
First of all thanks for putting me in the movie and second why are you dressed like iron man?
Michael Bay:
It was my pleasure to put you in the movie, but you will be killed in the second one.(pure speculation here) I’m dressed like Iron Man because he’s awesome.
Jazz:
Hay Ironhide I think I found a new punching bag.
Ironhide:
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Michael is sitting in ratchets office getting checked up from the beating in gym. The script for tf 2 fall from his pocket.
Ratchet reads it.
Ratchet:
That’s funny it say here on the first page that me and Ironhide die. What’s all this about and why are you in a Iron Man costume?
Michael Bay:
Um I have to go.
Michael run off but Ironhide and jazz stop him.
Jazz:
Hay Ironhide thanks for those combat lessons.
and remember to give newguy some credit to and post your thoughts
jazz: pretty much like the movie version
bumblebee: extremely lazy but still smart
waspinator: sugar addict gets very hyper with sugar
barricade: overly dramatic every thing he does has to be perfect
barricade 2: barricades twin
barricade 3: barricade 2s twin
barricade 4:barricades 3s twin
barricade 5: there 9 times removed cusin
G1 jazz: talks with texan accent kind of a jerk
elita-one: the only girl in the school gets a lot of attention
bonecrusher: nick named huginator for his love of huging people
ratchet: school nurse very butler like
optimus prime: princibal like the movie except more humor to him
megatron: teacher for most classes except for gym and science
ironhide: gym teacher very straight forward
nightwatch prime: brother to optimus prime changed color to establish superority
(note not all of these character will appear here)
so now that is out the way to the story
Ironhide:
Today we will be getting you fit. Ever since the autobots and decepticons became friends you haven’t gotten any exercise.
Normal Waspinator:
So what do we do?
Ironhide:
I want to see push ups now.
Bumblebee:
This is really hard.
Can’t I just run?
Ironhide:
Yes bumblebee you can run.
Bumblebee runs around and gets tired quickly
Bumblebee:
I’m too skinny to run
Ironhide:
Take a break and then run 2 more laps
Bumblebee:
Ok
Jazz:
Can we get into combat class now?
Ironhide:
It’s still Gym class it’s just combat exercise.
Jazz:
Whatever can we just start fighting?
Ironhide:
The school hasn’t bought a punching bag .
Every one looks at bumblebee.
Bumblebee:
Oh no. come on Ironhide this isn’t fare.
Ironhide:
New rule if you complain and don’t do your exercises you are the punching bag. Now class, this is a simple aim and shoot technique.
Ironhide shoots Bumblebee.
Optimus Prime enters the room with night watch.
Optimus Prime:
Can I give it a shot?
Night watch:
Me too.
Ironhide:
No, guy this is the deluxe class training school. Us voyager and leader classes have already gotten our retraining,
The optimuses walk away
Jazz:
Lets start practicing.
Waspinator:
Does any one have some sugar?
Ironhide:
Waspinator this is a exercising class. Your supposed to be gaining muscle not fat.
Waspinator:
But we are robots so we cant get fat.
Ironhide:
And technically robots cant get hyper.
Waspinator:
But Michael Bay said that it’s more life like .
Ironhide:
What’s life like about hyper robots?
And when did you meet Michael bay?
Waspinator:
Robots have been enhanced with sugar sensors that activate a hyper state and Michael is running around in a giant iron man costume.
Michael Bay walks up to Ironhide.
Michael:
Hay guys what’s going on?
Ironhide:
First of all thanks for putting me in the movie and second why are you dressed like iron man?
Michael Bay:
It was my pleasure to put you in the movie, but you will be killed in the second one.(pure speculation here) I’m dressed like Iron Man because he’s awesome.
Jazz:
Hay Ironhide I think I found a new punching bag.
Ironhide:
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Michael is sitting in ratchets office getting checked up from the beating in gym. The script for tf 2 fall from his pocket.
Ratchet reads it.
Ratchet:
That’s funny it say here on the first page that me and Ironhide die. What’s all this about and why are you in a Iron Man costume?
Michael Bay:
Um I have to go.
Michael run off but Ironhide and jazz stop him.
Jazz:
Hay Ironhide thanks for those combat lessons.
and remember to give newguy some credit to and post your thoughts