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Ogami Daigoro
11-30-2007, 01:33 AM
http://www.badmovies.org/sideshows/articles/how-to-find-a-bad-movie.html

Pretty funny stuff. The three worst movies I've ever seen (and I have seen a lot) are these:

Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST was the only reason I made it through)
Vampiyaz (blaxploitation vampires, 'nuff said)
Star Wars Holiday Special (utter pain!!!)

Cataclizm1
11-30-2007, 01:43 AM
Vampiyaz :lol I need to see that.

KA
11-30-2007, 02:13 AM
haha thash funny mang

uh oh dont look now cata brah, they be dissing the hulkster

Cataclizm1
11-30-2007, 02:28 AM
But..."No Holds Barred" was good. :(

toma
11-30-2007, 08:40 AM
funny, i just bought santa with muscles as a gag gift for my wife for christmas. she's a huge wrestling fan.

ShockWave_AZ
11-30-2007, 08:58 AM
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Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST was the only reason I made it through)


Wow, I havent seen Manos: The Hands of Fate since the MST3K days. Even with the Joel and the bots ripping on it that movie was still pure torture of the eyes.

JinraiPrime
11-30-2007, 09:04 AM
I LOVE that overused sig, and one of the worst B movies i recall in recent history was Jack Frost... the horror not the comedy... foam icicles FTW.

Dirge121
11-30-2007, 09:16 AM
From their main list of bad movies, is it bad that I have seen/own/like at least 24 of them?

Also, TFTM ('86) is on there.

Phy
11-30-2007, 09:43 AM
And the reviewer seemed to think it was pretty awesome, as bad movies go. Which is true!

smkspy
11-30-2007, 11:09 AM
But Star Wars Holiday special not a movie, but a tv special.

Anyways, my worst movie ever is The Master of Disguise.

Cruellock
11-30-2007, 12:05 PM
They're missing quite a few horrible movies.

Ancient Warriors is the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies.

Omegatron1
11-30-2007, 07:53 PM
Worst? Warlock 2: The Armageddon.

Now to check out the list.

-Tony!

rattrap007
11-30-2007, 08:53 PM
Oh I've been checking out Badmovies.org for years. Love it!

I LOVE that overused sig, and one of the worst B movies i recall in recent history was Jack Frost... the horror not the comedy... foam icicles FTW.

I own that movie AND it's sequel on DVD. Love the oven mitt snowman hand in the first movie.

KA
11-30-2007, 11:01 PM
But Star Wars Holiday special not a movie, but a tv special.

Anyways, my worst movie ever is The Master of Disguise.

i love that movie :lolol pistachio

Mr. Jiggles
12-01-2007, 12:22 AM
I guess no one has ever seen Le Divorce?

Ktulu
12-01-2007, 01:10 AM
Batman and Robin

KA
12-01-2007, 03:01 AM
Tftm07.

Armorhide
12-01-2007, 09:45 AM
Any thing that is made by Disney..:banghead:

Katamari Prime
12-01-2007, 10:43 AM
Dead time stories; never heard of it, be glad.

Locustreign
12-01-2007, 10:58 AM
http://www.badmovies.org/sideshows/articles/how-to-find-a-bad-movie.html

Pretty funny stuff. The three worst movies I've ever seen (and I have seen a lot) are these:

Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST was the only reason I made it through)
Vampiyaz (blaxploitation vampires, 'nuff said)
Star Wars Holiday Special (utter pain!!!)

Manos is truly, truly ghastly. My friend bought it after finding it on IMDB as the worst movie ever made... they're not wrong. Truly, anyone who hasn't seen it needs to do so, just as an education.

I own that movie AND it's sequel on DVD. Love the oven mitt snowman hand in the first movie.

"DADDY DADDY I MADE SPECIAL" :lolol

gotta love oatmeal made with antifreeze

awful_gollum
12-01-2007, 03:28 PM
The worst movie imo is Epic Movie. It was amazingly stupid and shitty.

Insane Galvatron
12-01-2007, 03:52 PM
This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124179/) is the worst movie I've ever tried to sit through. Surprised it's not on the list.

Mr. Jiggles
12-01-2007, 04:13 PM
This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124179/) is the worst movie I've ever tried to sit through. Surprised it's not on the list.

Dude, if that's the worst you've ever sat through, then you're getting off easy.

Insane Galvatron
12-01-2007, 04:32 PM
Dude, if that's the worst you've ever sat through, then you're getting off easy.
Have you tried to sit through it? I've never heard so much pointless rambling. It was three people talking non-stop. The endless banter got old, fast.

rattrap007
12-01-2007, 06:14 PM
"DADDY DADDY I MADE SPECIAL" :lolol

gotta love oatmeal made with antifreeze
The fact the kid is about 9 and is stupid enough to put anti-freeze in the oatmeal is downright laughable..

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs...

the_riesen
12-01-2007, 08:56 PM
Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST was the only reason I made it through)

HAHAHAHAH that movie is lame! ive seen that one, they have that guy that has pillows for knees and carries the staff.

You should watch the MST of EEGAH! it is probably the most hilarious one ever. It has the giagantic guy from Happy Gilmore playing a caveman haha.

rattrap007
12-02-2007, 07:19 AM
You should watch the MST of EEGAH! it is probably the most hilarious one ever. It has the giagantic guy from Happy Gilmore playing a caveman haha.

Richard Keil... he also played Jaws in two James Bond movies

Ogami Daigoro
12-02-2007, 03:18 PM
The MST version of Eegah is great. Gotta love the Cabbage Patch Elvis. And Eegah-speak.

Epic Movie was also lots of pain. Heard Date Movie was worse. I've yet to be brave enough to want to watch The Comebacks, Baby Geniuses (either one), White Chicks or Little Man. Man, there are a lot of really bad movies being made these days. And they make it to THEATER!!!!!!! I can forgive direct-to-video or straight-to-Sci-Fi movies somewhat. But truly awful movies that make it to theater are a blight.

the_riesen
12-02-2007, 06:43 PM
i remember i liked baby geniuses as a kid......
but i remember i liked a lot of crappy movies as a kid aka the fox and the hound.

Kill bill 1 and 2 both sucked in my opinion. quinten tarintino(sp) just made them say the dumbest things i couldn't stand it